I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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