awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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