You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
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