I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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