it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
The convent might be a nice break from real life
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
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