You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
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