i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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