I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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