you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Randomize
