you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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