Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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