i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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