i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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