I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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