I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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