He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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