There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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