I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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