Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
operation harelip BJ is a go
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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