ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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