my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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