Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Randomize
