Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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