i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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