i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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