I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
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