is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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