I am puke
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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