She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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