Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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