He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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