This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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