i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
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