For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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