The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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