he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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