so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
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