fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
thus making me awesome and them whores
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
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