weddingsv make me drug and hornr
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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