So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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