we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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