They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize