no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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