I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I have fence marks all over my body
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
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