i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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