I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
