the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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