well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
She even gives head with a lisp.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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