plz talk dirty to me
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
the liver wants what the liver wants
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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