My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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