You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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