I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
The best revenge is premature balding
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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