I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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