my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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