so that wasnt chicken after all
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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