That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Randomize
